This map is intended for novelty purposes only. Your parents put it together, batteries not included. This map is not intended for ranked use. Any use of this map in a ranked room constitutes a loss of intelligence and grounds for a good whipping with a wet noodle. Do not use this map without prior written consent from anyone who gives a flying fart. This map is not intended as a replacement for serious medical therapy. Please do not fold, spindle or mutilate. For best results, use alkaline batteries with this map. Collect all 8 exciting colors. Stop touching me. This map was made on a Macintosh, although for a map of this caliber, a PC was more in order. Do not carry map in a glass container. Map is only waterproof to 50 feet. For more information, contact www. vrabbits.com.
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